Spotlight on:
The Loving Couple of -4rt Fan |
“Lumity”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Middle Earth |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Loving Couple of -4rt Fan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bat Queen with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.965 billion -4rt Fanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boiling Isles. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse -4rt Fanian economy, worth 491 trillion snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,896 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and criminals are really screwed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -4rt Fan's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.
-4rt Fan is ranked 231,154th in the world and 90th in Middle Earth for Most Beautiful Environments, with 402.04 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : -4rt Fan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in -4rt Fan, criminals are really screwed.
- : Following new legislation in -4rt Fan, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
- : Following new legislation in -4rt Fan, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
- : Following new legislation in -4rt Fan, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Following new legislation in -4rt Fan, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
- : -4rt Fan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in -4rt Fan, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
- : Following new legislation in -4rt Fan, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
- : Following new legislation in -4rt Fan, smog in Boiling Isles is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors.