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The 26 of --------------------------

“The East Pacific”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The 26 of -------------------------- is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bert d'Holomeus de Riemstagrad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.146 billion Tsjk are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riemstagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsjk economy, worth a remarkable 4,261 trillion 26s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 222,588 26s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 717,071 per year while the poor average 52,294, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. --------------------------'s national animal is the 26, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Heavy Metal.

-------------------------- is ranked 31,176th in the world and 632nd in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 205.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 418thHighest Crime Rates: 643rdLargest Gambling Industry: 674thMost Armed: 832ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,063rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,305thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,366thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,451stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,509thFattest Citizens: 1,632ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,640thMost Avoided: 1,850thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,175thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,426thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,723rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,343rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,099thMost Efficient Economies: 4,546thLargest Mining Sector: 4,640thHighest Average Incomes: 4,696thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,493rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,575thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,038thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,958thLargest Populations: 7,335thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,961stRudest Citizens: 8,248thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,209thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,323rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,937thLargest Black Market: 16,364thSmartest Citizens: 16,713thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,323rdMost Pro-Market: 17,858th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 28th in the regionFattest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 98th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 104th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 146th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 157th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 212th in the regionRudest Citizens: 232nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 305th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 317th in the regionLargest Black Market: 390th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 414th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 443rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 445th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 453rd in the regionNudest: 632nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 757th in the regionMost Secular: 888th in the region

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