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UKFA RECENT NEWS

Today after drug testing Terabick0 was caught doing Drugs to boost their Testosterone this explains them scoring 4 goals against Hofremi Island (Hofremi Island 6-4 Terabick0).

Their Senior Team is officaly Banned from participating in a offical football match till 655 January 1st.

Their Terabick0 U-23 is gonna replace the already corrupted team

Kurdipam wrote:

UKFA RECENT NEWS

Today after drug testing Terabick0 was caught doing Drugs to boost their Testosterone this explains them scoring 4 goals against Hofremi Island (Hofremi Island 6-4 Terabick0).

Their Senior Team is officaly Banned from participating in a offical football match till 655 January 1st.

Their Terabick0 U-23 is gonna replace the already corrupted team

they needed drugs and still lost lmao

Kurdipam wrote:

UKFA RECENT NEWS

Today after drug testing Terabick0 was caught doing Drugs to boost their Testosterone this explains them scoring 4 goals against Hofremi Island (Hofremi Island 6-4 Terabick0).

Their Senior Team is officaly Banned from participating in a offical football match till 655 January 1st.

Their Terabick0 U-23 is gonna replace the already corrupted team

the senior team deserves it after losing on drugs

Yarumab-Corriopankt wrote:

NS stats I’ve noticed are seemingly working less and less on EK nations, which I find a problem. Arledo supposedly being a historical continent, yet most of the nations are actually more on the recently founded side, Masania being super tech EK-wise, but NS-wise lacking in that department, etc. We should probably play around with a new system that works for EK, and make tweaks to it as we rp more and more on it. All of us will get some buffs, but I’m pretty sure all of us will also have to take some nerfs. In a nutshell, the lore of EK doesn’t like up with NS stats, so we’ll have to make a new system that’s as close to the NS stats system as we can, but we’ll have to a take a few creative liberties.

Anyways, wanna make a trade pact? Haven’t done much trade lore with others in a while, and I kinda want to branch away from war rps.

True when I made Kurdipam it was meant to be a rich person's place because, poor people can barley live here but my disposable income is very low , Because of the taxes I don't even want my taxes to be high rn I would say I want it to be like 8.5%.

Would be happy if people considered our disposable income is high.

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Gibraltir wrote:

they needed drugs and still lost lmao

Ye pretty pathetic worst national team for a reason Hofremi is considered weak like 2 out of 10 on the power scale Terabick is actually 0.7 out of 10 on the power scale

Congrats on your featuredness! Could I interest you in some Norwegian Flatbrød or some Swedish Kaffe?

TSFR wrote:

Congrats on your featuredness! Could I interest you in some Norwegian Flatbrød or some Swedish Kaffe?

YES!

TSFR wrote:

Congrats on your featuredness! Could I interest you in some Norwegian Flatbrød or some Swedish Kaffe?

I love how randomly feature messages come when we are having a rp session lmao

The Gibraltir Bugle

Last Teddy TadBears shuts down

The Last of the Danslandian Pizza Franchise Teddy Tadbears has shut down in Miezisi. The restaurant is now bought by the owners of Pablos Italiano Restaurant. Renovation will start later today as for now all foreign fast food attempts have failed.

Miezisi Central Dogpark thrives!

Project Pethouse, now deemed a success brings in almost 0.9% of Gibraltirs income. The dome, owned by Pets.co with enough space for 300,000 Dogs, 290,000 Cats and 30,000 Birds is bringing in about 20 Billion per month. The armadillos dome has been left empty with water and lighting cut off to the dome since the departure of Greater Antallian citizens and plans to change it into a new park have gone underway.

Kurdipam wrote:

I love how randomly feature messages come when we are having a rp session lmao

Well TKR is currently the featured region, so these posts should be expected. Just inconvenient timing for an RP session. If it bothers you that much, maybe take it to the telegrams, Discord, or just wait until tomorrow when some other region is getting the spotlight.

Gibraltir wrote:

The Gibraltir Bugle

Last Teddy TadBears shuts down

The Last of the Danslandian Pizza Franchise Teddy Tadbears has shut down in Miezisi. The restaurant is now bought by the owners of Pablos Italiano Restaurant. Renovation will start later today as for now all foreign fast food attempts have failed.

Miezisi Central Dogpark thrives!

Project Pethouse, now deemed a success brings in almost 0.9% of Gibraltirs income. The dome, owned by Pets.co with enough space for 300,000 Dogs, 290,000 Cats and 30,000 Birds is bringing in about 20 Billion per month. The armadillos dome has been left empty with water and lighting cut off to the dome since the departure of Greater Antallian citizens and plans to change it into a new park have gone underway.

Yessir no fast food stay healthy.
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Nobody out Pizzas the Hut wrote:

the senior team deserves it after losing on drugs

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KICS 653: DanPom - SoKi Information

by The Kliencic Republic of Yarumab-Corriopankt

KICS 653:
DanPom - SoKi
General Information

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Tournament Start: April 12th, 653

Tournament Theme: Dua Lipa - Blow Your Mind (Mwah)

Click here to view live standings

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Qualifiers, Groups, and Power Rankings

Group A

Nation	Power Rank
Danslandia	10
Danzig and Pomerania	9
Gibraltir	7
Kurdipam	9

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Group B

Nation	Power Rank
Kallanistan People s Republic	9
Minuss	9
SorcererKingdom	9
Taliin	8

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Group C

Nation	Power Rank
Altsi	10
Jubiloso	7
New Asden	8
Sanburg	9

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Group D

Nation	Power Rank
South Cahadonia	8
Gilosv	7
Piehu	7
Sabutaka	10

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Group E

Nation	Power Rank
Alvakheda	7
Katgonia	8
Morshikaru	7
Southwest Zumarik	9

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Group F

Nation	Power Rank
Equitar	8
Kusaca	10
Penance Adair	9
Rykkland	9

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Group G

Nation	Power Rank
The Class Dynasty	7
Cortlandia	9
Homul	8
Iraeli	10

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Group H

Nation	Power Rank
Clockwork Lands	10
Fjordlandia	8
Isle of Nuru	8
Slatium	7

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Champions of Kodiak

After a long arduous battle, with a 10-10 draw and after 4-3 on penalties, Kallanistan People s Republic defeated Iraeli to become the 653 champions of Kodiak, receiving the Luchens Trophy of Arledo.

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Charities In Need

Unfortunately no charity was ever found, making this the 2nd KICS without one.

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Sponsorships

The KICS 653: DanPom-SoKi is brought to you by:

NDKE Intercity Regional | Taking You Everywhere in Danzig and Pomerania

Şhańмйårы | Learn Languages while Traveling

KOTA inc. | Technology is You

Frɔís Bakeries | Where Every Bite Tells a Story

Aspire Automotive | Engineered for Excellence

Kurdipamian Beauty | Look Thinner Look Better

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Extra Goodies

Goal Horns

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Proceedings

• Teams arrive in Rajyudharpur 5 days before the tournament begins

• Opening Ceremony starts the day before the opening game

• Opening game begins (Danzig and Pomerania - Danslandia)

• Group stages proceed in the following cities:

  • Rajyudharpur

  • Vijayakshetra

  • Kshatriyanagar

  • Senapatibad

  • Yoddhagram

  • Shauryanagari

  • Veergarh

  • Abhayapuri

  • Rajapur

  • Jaisalnagar

  • Varanagiri

  • Madhupur

  • Devanagaram

  • Krishnapuram

  • Chandrapur

  • Gangaikonda

• After group stages end, a 3 day break will be given so teams can recover and rest up for the remaining games

  • Eliminated teams are transported back to their home country

• The Round of 16 will then take place in the following cities:

  • Sopot*

  • Königsberg

  • Szczesny

  • Gydnia*

  • Kiel

  • Karlskrone

  • Stavanger

  • Visby

• "The Pit" begins after the Round of 16 ends, taking place in the following cities:

  • Kolibki*

  • Elbląg

  • Kalmar

  • Akureyri

• After the Pit is finished, "The Murio" will begin the next day in Gulukuuk and Nuuk

• Concluding the Murio, the third place play-off will be played in Iqaluit and the final will be played in Danzig*

• KICS 653 Concludes in DanPom - SoKi, and everything is packed up and sent off to the next KICS host. (Revealed after the current KICS ends)
  

*District of Dansovia, the capital city of Danzig and Pomerania

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Kurdipam wrote:

Yessir no fast food stay healthy.

Yeaaaa

Kurdipam wrote:

I love how randomly feature messages come when we are having a rp session lmao

That's part of the fun! Hope I didn't interrupt anything too serious of course.

Jubiloso wrote:

Well TKR is currently the featured region, so these posts should be expected. Just inconvenient timing for an RP session. If it bothers you that much, maybe take it to the telegrams, Discord, or just wait until tomorrow when some other region is getting the spotlight.

I actually like the attention we are getting lmao.

I'm banned from the discord btw

Kurdipam wrote:

I actually like the attention we are getting lmao.

I'm banned from the discord btw

:skull

Gibraltir wrote:

:skull

Why say skull when you can say 💀 💀 ☠ 💀 ☠ 💀 ☠ 💀 ☠ 💀 💀 ☠ ☠ 💀 ☠

Kurdipam wrote:

Why say skull when you can say 💀 💀 ☠ 💀 ☠ 💀 ☠ 💀 ☠ 💀 💀 ☠ ☠ 💀 ☠

:skull :vineboom

hi!

Detroit metropolitn wayne county airport wrote:

hi!

Welcome to Kodiak Republic

I'm tired of not joining in wars, but that's good so I don't get nuked

Does this region have anything to do with Kodiak, Alaska?

Antarctic peninsula wrote:

Does this region have anything to do with Kodiak, Alaska?

Wait there is an actual place called Kodiak?
Idk you have to ask Rykkland he created this region

Kurdipam wrote:

Wait there is an actual place called Kodiak?
Idk you have to ask Rykkland he created this region

Yeah, in Alaska.

Kurdipam wrote:

Wait there is an actual place called Kodiak?
Idk you have to ask Rykkland he created this region

There is a small city in Alaska with this name:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodiak,_Alaska

Congratulations on getting featured!
Our fireworks are missing, so we’re looking for them around featured regions!
And honestly, this is the most active featured region any of my nations have ever been to.