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The Aposiopesis of Whatthe

“If at first you don't succeed failure may be your style”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: 42 Douglas Adams

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Aposiopesis of Whatthe is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Whatsisname with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 46.04 billion Whatsits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherethehellami. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Whatyacallit economy, worth a remarkable 3,629 trillion invertebrates a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,831 invertebrates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Whatsits's kindness, and the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Whatyacallit Desert. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Whatthe's national animal is the Sea Lettuce, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Whoami-ism.

Whatthe is ranked 83,816th in the world and 3rd in 42 Douglas Adams for Most Stationary, with 565.35333956252 days.

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Largest Populations: 64thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 124thMost Advanced Public Education: 597thBest Weather: 697thMost Beautiful Environments: 984thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,013thMost Pacifist: 2,063rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,414thNicest Citizens: 2,536thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,477thMost Influential: 3,710thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,423rdSmartest Citizens: 5,444thHighest Economic Output: 5,531stHealthiest Citizens: 5,701stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,760thMost Developed: 8,674thHighest Food Quality: 11,602ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,681stMost Secular: 17,911thLargest Governments: 22,724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,173rdLowest Crime Rates: 24,632nd

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