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The Guy Who's on a Bicycle Trip of El Fiji Grande

“TANSTAAFL; 6*9=42”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Guy Who's on a Bicycle Trip of El Fiji Grande is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Oliver Phillips with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 23.161 billion Fijians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiji City. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fijian economy, worth a remarkable 5,202 trillion Chunks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 224,604 Chunks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. El Fiji Grande's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

El Fiji Grande is ranked 102,232nd in the world and 1,749th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 417.17919133848 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 121stLargest Publishing Industry: 981stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,387thHighest Crime Rates: 1,744thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,164thRudest Citizens: 2,531stLargest Black Market: 2,704thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,770thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,979thHighest Economic Output: 3,119thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,451stSmartest Citizens: 4,480thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,581stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,032ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,097thMost Developed: 5,261stMost Cultured: 5,537thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,678thHighest Average Incomes: 7,297thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,763rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,835thMost Armed: 7,963rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,186thHighest Food Quality: 8,353rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,411thNicest Citizens: 8,989thLargest Populations: 11,076thLargest Governments: 11,086thMost Inclusive: 12,975thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,819thTop
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Nudest: 15,855thMost Influential: 17,382ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,708thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,704thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,560thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,271stMost Politically Free: 24,428thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,666thMost Secular: 26,256thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,025thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,243rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,361stLargest Retail Industry: 29,134th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Black Market: 69th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 75th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 85th in the regionMost Politically Free: 86th in the regionRudest Citizens: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 98th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 123rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 137th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 183rd in the regionLargest Populations: 192nd in the regionMost Armed: 197th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 216th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 228th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 236th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 249th in the regionMost Cultured: 249th in the regionMost Developed: 274th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 290th in the regionNudest: 306th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 342nd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 362nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 381st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 435th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 440th in the regionNicest Citizens: 462nd in the regionLargest Governments: 485th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 502nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 608th in the regionMost Inclusive: 629th in the region

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